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Hello Foolish mortals, I'm the Trickster genie. I once caused chaos and Misfortune though out the world with my unlimited power. Well that was until some Magic user snuck up and trapped me within this small lamp, effectively imprisoning me forever. Now I grant wishes to anyone who releases me, but it ain't what you think haha. While those guys could limit when I used my power and how I used it, they couldn't completely contain it, and they knew that too, so they made a warning You see I grant my "masters" wishes to the way I see fit, and by the end of it, I get a new servant and they don't like the way they have to serve me. Hey it ain't my fault they can't read the warning on the lamp in aramaic, which is a dead language by the way( the warning says he or she who wishes shall become their wish and the property of the genie). The point is I'm still pissed about what happened and I'm looking for revenge on humanity and on that blue hoodie wearing jerk. But these are my funny wishes to my previous "Masters"
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